GOODBYE NEW YORK

Global Warming is real. Just ask the New York Times. It warns that the Earth’s Warming Could Set Off Widespread disruptions. Some of this is profoundly serious. Most of the beaches on the East Coast will be gone in 25 years. They are already disappearing at a rate of 2 to 3 feet per year. The problem is that the New York Times published this article of September 18, 1995.

GLOBAL WARMING MYTH: In 1995 The New York Times Warned that East Coast Beaches Will Be Gone in 25 Years (thegatewaypundit.com)

This explains why no one is summering in the Hamptons anymore. All the beaches are under water. And if we don’t wake up, Manhattan is next.

This, of course, did not happen. It did not come close to happening. Yet the same “News” papers are running the same headlines this year, with the same predictions by the same scientists.

This is not new. The same catastrophic level of warming was predicted in 1987. That is after predicting a new ice age in the 1970s. The only thing certain is that these clowns will be wrong, very wrong.

Climate Change is real. But that does not mean that rising CO2 levels are at fault. It doesn’t even mean that the earth is getting warmer. It is warmer, in some places, it is colder, in other places. It is very dry in some places, very wet in some places. This has been going on for as long as anyone kept records.

But something did change. Something really big, like the speed at which the earth rotates. What, you didn’t notice that? On June 29, 2022, the National Physical Laboratory in England recorded the shortest day in history. That’s right folks, instead of a standard 24-hour day, God shorted us by 1.59 milliseconds. And it won’t stop here. The earth is going to spin faster because the earth, is, gasp, wobbling. This is so bad we might even need to add a second during the next leap year.

June 29 was the shortest day in recorded history — a ‘wobble’ in the Earth’s spin shaved off 1.59 milliseconds (yahoo.com)

This reminds me of Y2K. That is when the electronic world was supposed to end because of changing from 1999 to 2000. We were told that all those computer programs were written by people who never imagined they would live until 2000, so they just assumed every date that mattered was between 1900 and 1999. The problem this was that in theory, computers would confuse 2000 with 1900, which is only off by about a hundred years. (Minus a few seconds). The company I was working for was so terrified about this that they set up a Y2K war room. They spent millions on this for more than 24 months. As head of the Risk Management Department, I was told to prepare for chaos. So, we did. We had a team, on duty, at our headquarters in San Francisco. When London celebrated 2000 with no obvious problems, we started to relax. When New York, Chicago and Denver did the same thing, we realized that the only thing we had to fear was fear itself. We locked up the Y2K crisis center and walked down town to watch the fireworks over San Francisco Bay. They were the only significant fireworks from Y2K.

What if the earth speeding up makes things warmer? Think about this. If you keep the same air mass and move across it at a faster speed, the average temperature will by definition increase. Holy Batman. Is this what Al Gore saw in his prophecy? We should have realized this. He was just off by a few decades. How could anyone doubt scientific analysis from someone who flunked out of Divinity school. Oh, I understand. Al Gore thought he was God.

This is an enormous problem for a lot of people. How do you adjust your alarm clock? Don’t try to set it using an atomic clock because they are wrong too. Have you ever tried to read the alarm clock manual and tried to figure out how to compensate for 1.59 milliseconds? What will you do in 2050, when everyone is driving electric cars, and all the computers stop working because the earth is rotating too fast? Don’t blame me. You’ve been warned.

Some people are probably horrified at the thought of New York City being under water. But at least this has the potential to slow down the crime rate. And if you think Democrats are all wet, well you will have pictures to help make your case.

TDM

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