Every night, around 9:30 p.m. I take my Miniature Schnauzer, Becky Jo, out for a walk. The goal is for her to poop. I bring along a little plastic bag, so I can properly reduce global warming by cleaning up the end product. Dog owners know that their four-legged family members develop preferred locations to perform bodily functions. Becky Jo is no exception. But last night, she went to a new location, on a different neighbor’s yard. As I shined my flashlight on her, to properly identify the objects that needed to be picked up, I noticed a new sign, just put up yesterday. It was for Charlie Crist to be the next governor of Florida. She decided to poop right underneath that sign. I was tempted to leave things there, as a token of my appreciation, but reluctantly did the right thing and removed the incriminating evidence. It is probably a good thing I didn’t have my cell phone with me, because I would have had difficulty resisting the urge to take a picture of this. When I told my wife about this, we both praised Becky for her foresight, political perception, and performance.
There are other signs of the times. One is the outcome of the baseball playoffs. We can be sure that MLB and all the advertisers were dreaming of an epic clash between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the New York Yankees. If that had happened the viewership would have been off the charts and the announcers would have come prepared with endless anecdotes about previous Yankee-Dodger world series. But that was not to be, instead it will be the Houston Astros and the Philadelphia Phillies. The truth is that neither playoff series was even close, and the Astros and the Phillies earned their way into the World Series. Their fans are over the moon, but the rest of the country is unlikely to take much notice.
I couldn’t help but reflect that Philadelphia and Houston are both located in states where Democratic dreams are fading as fast as the hopes of the Yankee and Dodger fans. Yes, there will be a world series. No, your team won’t be there.
It is impossible to predict the final results in Philadelphia, but it is probably Doctor Oz who is shopping for apparel appropriate to wear to the U.S. Senate and Doug Mastriano is gaining ground rapidly on Josh Shapiro in the governor’s race. In Texas, Democratic dreams of Beto O’Rourke beating Greg Abbot have already melted away, again.
Things are now so obvious that even the MSM is starting to notice. No one, other than Whoopi Goldberg on The View, even pretends anymore. She remains distressed that Stacy Abrams, who she wants to be President of the United States, appears to be losing bigly to Brian Kemp, again. We wonder if she will complain about this election being stolen, too?
In the meantime, just when you thought Joe Biden could not possibly get worse, he gets worse. If Democrats are smart, which is an oxymoron, they will send Joe to Delaware, for the duration, blame it on Covid and pray for the sympathy vote. But prayers, from people who don’t actually believe in God, are not particularly likely to be well received.
Everywhere you look, it is a sign of the times. Women are responding to the drum beat of Democratic politicians campaigning solely on the right to choose an abortion by choosing to become Republicans. They can join the Hispanics and Black people who are also in a rush to flee the insanity.
Regardless of what Democratic politicians say, or what is reported by the MSM, gas prices are scary high, food prices are skyrocketing and if you have money, it is harder to find things. You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but right now Democrats aren’t fooling anyone. (Abe was right, again)
Few, other than my neighbor, even pretend otherwise. Those who still pretend should not be surprised to receive gifts, such as the one delivered by Becky.