The latest and greatest is that Nancy Pelosi will soon be back to traveling Commercial.  She will still be traveling first class, at our expense, but it’s a start.  The TSA recently announced that high government officials, like say Nancy Pelosi, won’t have to go through the full body scan or be subject to groping.  I am not sure if this was done to appease Nancy or if this was a request from the TSA agents.  Perhaps they wanted hazardous duty pay for having to see Nancy naked.

North Korean lobbed a few shells into South Korean and got everything it wanted.  Obama is outraged.  I am sure the North Korean’s are terrified.  Jimmy Carter blames the whole thing on our failure to show North Korean sufficient respect.  Joe Biden is trying to figure out where Korea is located.   Michelle Obama is checking out potential 5 star resorts to visit.   In the meantime North Korea is like the little kid in a big car that thumbs his nose at you because he knows you can’t hurt him.  They have this nuclear weapon and they know that no one is going to risk getting them angry enough to set it off.   

24 million viewers tuned in to watch Bristol Palin get eliminated on Dancing with the Stars.  The Hollywood elite breathed a big sigh of relief that the show was spared the ultimate humiliation, when Jennifer Gray used her thirty years of experience to beat a complete novice.  Once again Palin paranoia raised its’ ugly head and one guy in Wisconsin even shot his TV because he didn’t like Bristol Palin’s dancing.   In the meantime it appears Bristol pocketed a cool $245,000, which ain’t bad for a 19 year old single mom with zero dance experience.   Expecting Bristol Palin to compete with Jennifer Gray was like expecting the other contestants to compete with Kirk Warner in a football toss contest.  Which would be more impressive, Kirk Warner throwing it about 60 years with little effort, or one of the other contestants with no prior NFL experience throwing a 30 yard spiral?  Exactly!

Did you know that domestic turkeys are incredibly stupid?  I will never forget watching a broadcast from a turkey farm in Wisconsin where the farmer disclosed that domestic turkeys are literally too stupid to get out of the rain.  Kind of like Democrats after the mid-term elections.

Finally, the following link has some funny “Turkey Puns”

GOBBLE GOBBLE

http://www.saskschools.ca/~gregory/thanks/turkey.html

TDM