DONNA TRUMP

This is already the weirdest Presidential election in our nation’s history. It is hard to imagine a worse scenario than having to choose between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. But then I realized that with a couple of minor “changes” this could get even more exciting. At some point Donald Trump is going to be looking at some really bad poll numbers. He will be able to expose Hillary and her character flaws will become all too apparent to ignore. But it won’t matter, because she is a female and the liberal left longs for the first female President. They will be too busy planning her coronation to notice unnecessary distractions.

At this point, Donald may realize something very important. Thanks to liberal Democrats it is now incredibly easy to just switch your sex. All a fellow has to do is put on a wig and announce he feels like a female and he can use the ladies room or even the ladies locker room. No surgery or even hormone treatment is required. No physician has to be involved. So, Donald can just get up one day and announce that he is transitioning to female and he now wants to be known as “Donna Trump.” It would be easier for him than most, because he already has the hair. According to Marco Rubio, he already has small hands that would add credibility.

This would cause the liberal left to go nuts. If you think the first female President would be great, imagine the historical moment of the first transgender President. One gets all gooey inside just thinking about. If anyone dares criticize “Donna” for being a fake transgender, “she” would remind them of the need for tolerance and understanding.  The beauty about this is that after the election, Donna can change her mind and morph back into Donald. Since “she” would no longer “feel” she is a female, she wouldn’t be transgender any more.

Perfect.

TDM