THE IDIOT’S GUIDE TO THE ELECTION

Will Republicans win control of the Senate or will Democrats somehow snatch the narrowest of victories out of the ashes of despair.  Sometimes the best way to predict results is to listen to the idiots.  These are the clowns who are consistently wrong on nearly every subject.  If they predict something, odds are very high that the opposite will happen.  My nomination for 2014 goes to Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2014/11/03/Wasserman-Schultz-Obama-Is-Democrats-Best-Asset-in-Election

She reminds me of Baghdad Bob, the spokesman for Iraq during the second Gulf War.  This guy kept going on TV reporting huge victories when it was more than obvious that the U.S. was trouncing the Iraq military.  Whatever he said we instantly knew the opposite was true.

She predicts that Democrats will maintain control of the Senate.  That greatly increases the odds of a Republican sweep.

She predicts that Charlie Crist will be elected Governor of Florida. I can’t imagine anything that would give Rick Scott more confidence.

Then, in the ultimate jaw dropper, she says that “the President is our best asset.”  That explains why so many Democrats running for election are desperately trying to distance themselves from Obama.

So if you start to worry, just remember that Debbie Wasserman Schultz has never been right about anything.  Why on earth would you expect different results this time?

TDM