TWAS THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH THE LAND
PEOPLE WERE WONDERING
WHERE WAS THE PLAN?
THE FISCAL CLIFF LOOMS
IT IS SO PLAIN TO SEE
BUT THAT DOESN’T MATTER
TO FOLKS FROM DC.
OBAMA WANTS TAXES
AND SPENDING GALORE
BUT HOUSE SPEAK BOEHNER
STILL CONTROLS THE FLOOR.
AND GOP MEMBERS
CAN’T TAKE IT NO MORE
SO THEY ROSE UP TOGETHER
AND WITH A LOUD ROAR
SAID LISTEN OBAMA
AND HARRY REID TOO
IF YOU WANT TO FIX THIS
HERE’S WHAT YOU MUST DO!
THERE’LL BE NO MORE TAXES
UNTIL SPENDING IS CUT
THE SOLUTION IS EASY
JUST GET OFF YOUR BUTT!
WHERE’S YOUR PLAN, MR PRESIDENT
WE’RE WAITING TO HEAR
YOU BETTER HAVE SOMETHING
IT’S AMOST NEXT YEAR!
YOU CAN’T SPEND MORE MONEY
UNLESS WE AGREE
SO TALK ALL YOU WANT
BUT NO SPENDING YOU’LL SEE
THIS TIME OUR PARTY
WON’T PLAY YOUR GAME
THE PEOPLE WANT ANSWERS
THEY’LL KNOW WHO TO BLAME!
ITS TIME TO MAN UP
AND SHOW US YOUR STUFF
WE’RE TIRED OF THE NONSENSE
WE’VE HAD QUITE ENOUGH!
YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED
YOU ARE THE MAN
SO PLEASE, MR PRESIDENT
WHAT IS YOUR PLAN?