That’s right folks. California, the state that wants to legalize marijuana also wants to regulate cow farts.
This is what happens when you keep electing KoolAid drinking liberal Democrats.
One of the good things about California is that there has been a massive campaign to stop people from smoking cigarettes or even vaping. It is nice to live in a state where you don’t have to wade through a cloud of noxious fumes to eat lunch. Sporting events, not counting the restrooms during a Raiders game, are smoke free. With the new regulation of cow farts, even the great outdoors is destined to smell better.
I know some of you, living in the more rational parts of the country, have been wondering how one state could contain so many people stupid enough to vote for Hillary Clinton. We now know the answer. We have a surplus of cow farts. The dairy industry in California is much larger than anyone realizes. California cows produce 40.9 billion pounds of milk each year, compared to 29.0 billion lbs. produced by the Dairy State, Wisconsin. Wisconsin does produce more cheese, 3.046 billion lbs., but California is a close second at 2.436 billion lbs. A lot of cows mean a lot of cow farts. This explains a lot. Cow Farts may have been doing a lot more damage than anyone realized. Maybe this explains why California is one of only 4 states with enough people stupid enough to vote for liberal Democrats to control the Assembly, the Senate, the Governor and every statewide elected office.
Democrats desperate to stop global warming have taken action to bring the cows in line. But what if cows reduced farting to the extent that there were fewer stupid people? This could be a serious problem. If there are fewer stupid people, how will Democrats ever get elected? To heck with illegal aliens voting, it is quite possible cow farts are the primary reason Hillary Clinton is leading in the popular vote total. If you don’t count California, she lost by a huge margin. Just saying!
Something had to be done. Bingo! Why not legalize marijuana and tax it. Perfect. And you wonder why we call it the Golden State.