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The latest and greatest is that Nancy Pelosi will soon be back to traveling Commercial.\u00a0 She will still be traveling first class, at our expense, but it\u2019s a start.\u00a0 The TSA recently announced that high government officials, like say Nancy Pelosi, won\u2019t have to go through the full body scan or be subject to groping.\u00a0 I am not sure if this was done to appease Nancy or if this was a request from the TSA agents.\u00a0 Perhaps they wanted hazardous duty pay for having to see Nancy naked.<\/p>\n

North Korean lobbed a few shells into South Korean and got everything it wanted.\u00a0 Obama is outraged.\u00a0 I am sure the North Korean\u2019s are terrified.\u00a0 Jimmy Carter blames the whole thing on our failure to show North Korean sufficient respect.\u00a0 Joe Biden is trying to figure out where Korea is located.\u00a0 \u00a0Michelle Obama is checking out potential 5 star resorts to visit.\u00a0 \u00a0In the meantime North Korea is like the little kid in a big car that thumbs his nose at you because he knows you can\u2019t hurt him. \u00a0They have this nuclear weapon and they know that no one is going to risk getting them angry enough to set it off.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n

24 million viewers tuned in to watch Bristol Palin get eliminated on Dancing with the Stars.\u00a0 The Hollywood elite breathed a big sigh of relief that the show was spared the ultimate humiliation, when Jennifer Gray used her thirty years of experience to beat a complete novice. \u00a0Once again Palin paranoia raised its\u2019 ugly head and one guy in Wisconsin even shot his TV because he didn\u2019t like Bristol Palin\u2019s dancing.\u00a0 \u00a0In the meantime it appears Bristol pocketed a cool $245,000, which ain\u2019t bad for a 19 year old single mom with zero dance experience.\u00a0\u00a0 Expecting Bristol Palin to compete with Jennifer Gray was like expecting the other contestants to compete with Kirk Warner in a football toss contest.\u00a0 Which would be more impressive, Kirk Warner throwing it about 60 years with little effort, or one of the other contestants with no prior NFL experience throwing a 30 yard spiral?\u00a0 Exactly!<\/p>\n

Did you know that domestic turkeys are incredibly stupid?\u00a0 I will never forget watching a broadcast from a turkey farm in Wisconsin where the farmer disclosed that domestic turkeys are literally too stupid to get out of the rain.\u00a0 Kind of like Democrats after the mid-term elections.<\/p>\n

Finally, the following link has some funny \u201cTurkey Puns\u201d<\/p>\n

GOBBLE GOBBLE<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.saskschools.ca\/~gregory\/thanks\/turkey.html<\/a><\/p>\n

TDM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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