Thanksgiving was cancelled in California, because of COVID-19. The rules were no more than 6 people, no more than two families, you had to eat outdoors and if you used the restroom, it had to be sanitized after each use. So, we went to a Turkey Celebration of Life Ceremony, which has fewer restrictions.<\/p>\n
Following is the invitation I wrote for this event:<\/p>\n
\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/strong>Celebration of Life Ceremony<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Thomas P. Turkey<\/strong><\/p>\n November 26, 2020<\/strong><\/p>\n 6:30 p.m.<\/strong><\/p>\n Due to Covid 19 restrictions, the ceremony will be held at an undisclosed location known only to those were directly impacted by his life and subsequent death.<\/u><\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em>Tom\u2019s sacrifice will always be remembered, even during our sorrow, as a reminder that even tragedy can result in good as we gather together to honor his life and his great personal sacrifice.<\/strong><\/p>\n I also provided a short eulogy:<\/p>\n In Loving Memory of\u00a0<\/strong>Tom Turkey<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Tom Turkey was born on a farm in Woodland, California on May 5, 2020. He led a wonderful life, well fed, and surrounded by friends. \u00a0He died on October 5, 2020 when he made the ultimate sacrifice so that others may celebrate Thanksgiving. Tom went to Turkey heaven, embraced by friends who flocked together in celebration of his life<\/em><\/p>\n I also found an interview between Tom Turkey and Arcangel Michael that took place when Tom arrived at Turkey Heaven:<\/p>\n Interview with Tom Turkey by Arcangel (AA) Michael<\/strong><\/p>\n AA Michael<\/strong>: So, Tom, welcome to Turkey Heaven. Tell me a little something about your trip.<\/em><\/p>\n Tom<\/strong>: Well, I must admit, it was a bit of a shock. My whole life had been living in comfort, well fed, warm and surrounded by my friends. I am not exactly sure what happened, but at some point, I lost my head and everything after that is a blur.<\/em><\/p>\n AA Michael:<\/strong> Do you remember any of your \u201cafter life experiences?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n Tom:<\/strong>\u00a0 I started out feeling very cold, literally freezing. But I was finally given a chance to thaw out. After that I distinctly remember being warm and toasty, and obviously my last meal was great, because I was feeling stuffed. I was surrounded by warm and friendly people who all praised my virtues. I was told I had good taste and smelled wonderful. Several people said they wanted more of me and that I had made their thanksgiving special.<\/em><\/p>\n AA Michael:<\/strong>\u00a0 Do you have any advice for your fellow turkeys.<\/em><\/p>\n Tom:<\/strong> Life is short and can end unexpectly. Enjoy each day as if it is your last. Stay close to your friends and treat every meal as something special. Beware of anyone carrying an axe.<\/em><\/p>\n Gobble Gobble<\/p>\n TDM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Thanksgiving was cancelled in California, because of COVID-19. The rules were no more than 6 people, no more than two families, you had to eat outdoors and if you used the restroom, it had to be sanitized after each use. … Continue reading