http:\/\/www.fox5ny.com\/news\/220448846-story<\/u><\/a><\/p>\nThis is what happens when you keep electing KoolAid drinking liberal Democrats.<\/p>\n
One of the good things about California is that there has been a massive campaign to stop people from smoking cigarettes or even vaping.\u00a0 It is nice to live in a state where you don\u2019t have to wade through a cloud of noxious fumes to eat lunch.\u00a0 Sporting events, not counting the restrooms during a Raiders game, are smoke free.\u00a0 With the new regulation of cow farts, even the great outdoors is destined to smell better.<\/p>\n
I know some of you, living in the more rational parts of the country, have been wondering how one state could contain so many people stupid enough to vote for Hillary Clinton.\u00a0 We now know the answer.\u00a0 We have a surplus of cow farts.\u00a0 The dairy industry in California is much larger than anyone realizes. California cows produce 40.9 billion pounds of milk each year, compared to 29.0 billion lbs. produced by the Dairy State, Wisconsin.\u00a0 Wisconsin does produce more cheese, 3.046 billion lbs., but California is a close second at 2.436 billion lbs. \u00a0\u00a0A lot of cows mean a lot of cow farts.\u00a0 This explains a lot.\u00a0 Cow Farts may have been doing a lot more damage than anyone realized.\u00a0 Maybe this explains why California is one of only 4 states with enough people stupid enough to vote for liberal Democrats to control the Assembly, the Senate, the Governor and every statewide elected office.<\/p>\n
Democrats desperate to stop global warming have taken action to bring the cows in line.\u00a0 But what if\u00a0cows reduced farting to the extent that there were fewer stupid people?\u00a0 This could be a serious problem.\u00a0 If there are fewer stupid people, how will Democrats ever get elected?\u00a0 To heck with illegal aliens voting, it is quite possible cow farts are the primary reason Hillary Clinton is leading in the popular vote total.\u00a0 If you don\u2019t count California, she lost by a huge margin.\u00a0Just saying!<\/p>\n
Something had to be done.\u00a0 Bingo!\u00a0 Why not legalize marijuana and tax it.\u00a0\u00a0 Perfect.\u00a0 And you wonder why we call it the Golden State.<\/p>\n
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