{"id":3373,"date":"2016-05-05T14:55:15","date_gmt":"2016-05-05T21:55:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scotshonor.com\/?p=3373"},"modified":"2016-05-06T16:36:16","modified_gmt":"2016-05-06T23:36:16","slug":"bald-is-beautiful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scotshonor.com\/?p=3373","title":{"rendered":"BALD IS BEAUTIFUL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am feeling lonely and abandoned.\u00a0 All around me I see massive efforts to end discrimination.\u00a0 People are literally rioting in the streets because <strong>\u201cBlack Lives Matter.\u201d<\/strong> North Carolina is threatened with massive boycotts and even a DOJ lawsuit for daring to say that men\u2019s rooms are for men and women\u2019s rooms are for women.\u00a0 I mean come on, it\u2019s not like people have been doing this for a couple thousand years.\u00a0 Don\u2019t they understand?<\/p>\n<p>Yet, the most discriminated class of people on earth, bald men, continues to be ignored.\u00a0 The Bible provides important information about how God feels about bald jokes:<\/p>\n<p>2 Kings 2:23-25<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><strong>And he [Elisha] went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, \u2018Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.\u2019 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. And he went from thence to Mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria\u201d<\/strong><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I am not suggesting that we routinely kill people who tell bald jokes, but God has clearly spoken on the subject. This year, in the ultimate display of discrimination, every single candidate for President had hair.\u00a0 Some were partially balding, but they were quickly eliminated.\u00a0 The presumptive winner, Donald Trump has spent a fortune on his <strong><strong>\u201cfull head of hair\u201d<\/strong><\/strong> look.\u00a0 Do you think he would have gone to all the trouble and expense if he didn\u2019t think it mattered?<\/p>\n<p>I think bald men and those who believe in basic human kindness should unite behind the following principles.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b><strong>No more bald jokes.<\/strong><\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Bald men should receive free hats.\u00a0 We could call them Obama hats, or perhaps Donald hats.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Bald people should be allowed to use a separate line at any sporting event to prevent spending too much time in the sun.\u00a0 Trust me; a sunburned scalp is no joke.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>There should be a new Ken doll, one with no hair.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>The portraits of the founding fathers should be altered to remove the wigs so that we could see their bald heads.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>The Bald Eagle should be renamed the American Eagle.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Barbers should be required to give bald men a 50% discount.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>The government should fund hair transplant therapy. <\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>One final thought.\u00a0 Lately there seem to be a lot of men who actually have hair, but shave their heads to obtain the <strong><strong>\u201cbald look.\u201d<\/strong><\/strong> That may seem logical to some of you, but think about this.\u00a0 Would you tolerate someone who used a wheel chair pretending they cannot walk?\u00a0 Would you tolerate someone wearing black face to pretend they are african american?<\/p>\n<p>Would you tolerate a politican who claimed she was Indian, even though she isn\u2019t, just so she could get preferential treatment?\u00a0 Would you tolerate a man pretending he thinks he is a woman so he can use the woman\u2019s restroom?\u00a0 Oops.\u00a0 I guess we are required to tolerate that.\u00a0 What was I thinking?<\/p>\n<p>TDM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am feeling lonely and abandoned.\u00a0 All around me I see massive efforts to end discrimination.\u00a0 People are literally rioting in the streets because \u201cBlack Lives Matter.\u201d North Carolina is threatened with massive boycotts and even a DOJ lawsuit for &hellip; 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