I had a dream that Mitt Romney was put in charge of the schedule for the Democratic National Convention.\u00a0<\/p>\n
He would start the DNC off with a keynote address by the top Hispanic in the Democratic Party, Julian Castro, Mayor of San Antonio.\u00a0 Even the main stream media might figure out how this compares with the token brown faces showcased by the RNC, limited by lack of diversity in the Republican Party to two female minority Governors, a black female Secretary of State and a Hispanic U.S. Senator.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Then for Wednesday night, he would schedule Elizabeth Warren, to be followed by Bill Clinton.\u00a0 Elizabeth Warren has told so many bald-faced lies that even the liberal left wing media noticed.\u00a0 She claimed to be a Cherokee Indian, without realizing that you should actually have some Indian blood to claim this distinction.\u00a0 She ultimately claimed to be 1\/64th<\/sup> Cherokee, only to have the blogosphere prove that this 1\/64th<\/sup> was white too.\u00a0 She is arguably the only major politician with more holes in her birth story than Obama.\u00a0 This is the perfect opening act for the biggest liar of them all, William Jefferson Clinton.\u00a0<\/p>\n There are numerous reports that Clinton already despises Obama.\u00a0 He skewered Obama in the \u201cI Killed Bin Laden\u201d commercial by pointing out that Obama risked embarrassment if those Navy Seals had been killed or captured.\u00a0 To pour salt in the wound, in addition to scheduling Clinton to follow Elizabeth Warren, He would talk the NFL into rescheduling the opening night of the NFL to Wednesday.\u00a0 That way Clinton can compete with the Dallas Cowboys and the New York Giants for an audience.<\/p>\n Then on Thursday, he would schedule John Kerry and Joe Biden to be the opening acts for Obama.\u00a0 Perhaps John Kerry could discuss Mitt Romney\u2019s tax returns and explain how important it is for rich people to pay taxes.\u00a0 Joe Biden just needs to be himself.\u00a0 By the time Obama takes the podium those people still awake will have difficulty containing the giggles.\u00a0<\/p>\n To set the stage for the DNC and send a clear message to the American people, he would encourage the Occupy people to make up for the missed opportunities at the RNC and make a big splash in Charlotte.\u00a0 He would encourage 20,000 Muslim Americans to show up in Charlotte to demonstrate their appreciation for everything Obama has done for Muslims all over the world.\u00a0 Then he would line up every radical left wing Democratic politician in the country and give them valuable air time so they can explain to everyone what\u2019s really at stake in this election.\u00a0 \u00a0Finally, to make sure Obama has the right kind of audience, he would send operatives all over the South to pick up strangers in bars willing to travel to Charlotte and fill up the audience for\u00a0Obama in exchange for free beer and a free bus ride.<\/p>\n Of course this was only a dream.\u00a0 Democrats were not about to let Romney organize their convention.\u00a0 But, under the brilliant leadership of Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the Obama campaign, the DNC has already done all of this and more.\u00a0 Perhaps they will pull this off and the DNC will once again send a thrill up the leg of people like Chris Matthews.\u00a0 But more likely, the people who are na\u00efve, incompetent and inept will run a national convention that looks na\u00efve, incompetent and inept.\u00a0 That is just the way things work.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n TDM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I had a dream that Mitt Romney was put in charge of the schedule for the Democratic National Convention.\u00a0 He would start the DNC off with a keynote address by the top Hispanic in the Democratic Party, Julian Castro, Mayor … Continue reading