THE MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Twas the month before Christmas
And all through the land
No one was happy
Not one single man
A new COVID variant
Is on the way here
Requiring more boosters
Generating more fear
People rewarded
For just staying home
Are having a great time
Just answering their phone
If you can find something
You can actually afford
It’s probably near Long Beach
Still trapped on shipboard
But one thing is golden
Selling like mad
“Let’s go Brandon”
Hats, and tee sheets are easily had
Sending a message
That will soon be heard
The Biden Administration
Is just plain Absurd
The best gift for Christmas
And a Happy New Year too
Is a Democratic wipeout
In 2022.