ODE TO HILLARY

To the tune of “Nowhere Man”

She’s a real nowhere (wo)man

Sitting in her Nowhere Land

Making all her nowhere plans for everybody.

 

No realistic point of view

Knows not where she’s going to

Isn’t she a lot like liberals everywhere?

 

Nowhere (wo)man, she won’t listen

Won’t discuss all that’s missing

Nowhere (wo)man thinks the world is at her command

 

Hopes that we’re as blind as she

That we simply cannot see

Nowhere (wo)man isn’t there at all

 

Nowhere (wo)man don’t worry

Take your time, don’t hurry

The liberal left will lend you a hand.

 

No realistic point of view

Knows not where she’s going to

Isn’t she a lot like liberals everywhere?

 

Nowhere woman, she won’t listen

Won’t discuss all that’s missing

Thinks the world is at her command

 

She’s a real Nowhere (wo)man

Sitting in her Nowhere Land

Making all her nowhere plans for everybody

Making all her nowhere plans for everybody

Making all her nowhere plans for everybody

 

I watched the press coverage of Hillary Clinton today and the following came to mind.

 

  1.  She may just replace Nancy Pelosi as the poster child for failed plastic surgery.  She now has the same wild-eyed, I can’t shut my eyes anymore Pelosi look.
  2. She has this incredibly fake smile where she bobs her head at people pretending to listen.
  3. When asked a tough question, she breaks out this absurd horse laugh.

 

Seriously?  This is the best candidate the Democrats can gin up?  Please?  She couldn’t even beat Barack Obama.  Keep in mind that he didn’t exactly overwhelm super stars, he beat John McCain and Mitt Romney.  But at least he beat someboy.  Hillary is running against nobody and nobody is winning.

 

TDM